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Fuck Mountain

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We seek to clothe Earth’s greatest resource--the human body--in the types of clothing only the smartest, most attractive, most intelligent, and best-looking people in the world could ever take off (and put on).

Fuck Mountain:
You can’t live without us, so we let you buy our clothing.

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